Graffi... tea?

Oh, that's just lovely. Perhaps I can pass along to you the ways of graffiti, tea and failure?

Lady. Closer to 30 than 20. My great loves include tea, graffiti, cursing/cussing/naughty words (in a couple languages), angry chefs, drinking/cooking/food to get drunk with, alcohol... lots of alcohol, SGC2C and Sifl & Olly. I love the art of animation and the magic of music. Won't tell you much about my job, because you don't need to know much about it. It's quite boring, really. You'll see me post about my boyfriend Shelby from time to time. He's a swell fella.

My aspirations include becoming a witch. Or a ghost. Or a ghost who is also a witch. I keep waiting for the day that I can use supernatural creature puns in a sentence, and not have anyone bat an eye. "Well, for your DJINNformation!"

Trying to keep NSFW content for weekends. TRYING. You will see a stray genital from time to time, sorry. I use the NSFW tag, but sometimes forget. Aside from that, this is a pretty positive place (assuming you can appreciate occasional self-deprecating humor).

Uhhh... sporadic Homestuck, Supernatural and Doctor Who posts. So if that makes you see red, either get that ol' Tumblr Savior going or mosey off somewhere else. I am old and have fostered a relationship in many fandoms, so expect a mish-mash of fun stuff.

I post lovely, inspirational things in the mornings. Because I like to start my day on the right foot. I also post Lupus related stuff from time to time, because - hello, I have Lupus. If you ever need someone to chat with about that, please feel free to send me a message- we'll compare notes. Strength in numbers and humor is my coping mechanism.

Yes, I follow back. Mostly because I assume if you like what you see then the feelings will mutual.

Ask me shit. I will attempt to respond in a most humorous manner. I can make bad art and silly videos if the question is good enough/I'm energetic enough/reasons.

Having a bad day? Go through my Dog Day or Fuckin' Cats tag. You're welcome.
Recent Tweets @

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

image

(via memewhore)

crydaisy:

this is important to me

(via blackxmath)

heyreallygiger:

Complimented a friend on his jacket, forgot to say “no homo”. We huddled in the doorway of a jewelry store as a merciless hail of disembodied 8-inch penises, lasting a full two hours, bludgeoned to death anyone foolish enough to step outside. The lucky ones die in their sleep.

(via 3liza)

nonomella:

my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it

i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it

but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell

this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”

i dont know its just 

its difficult not to react to that

(via allonswhy)

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

what the hell is going on?

Update: I have a new favorite tumblr.

YES. NEWSCASTER GUY ALL THE THINGS.

You ever have one of those days where everyone around you is being shit on, but you manage to come out sparkly and clean and oblivious?

Awesome.

kayleyhyde:

kateoplis:

I still work.

We all know that feeling, vending machine

(via spoopatoots)