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My aspirations include becoming a witch. Or a ghost. Or a ghost who is also a witch. I keep waiting for the day that I can use supernatural creature puns in a sentence, and not have anyone bat an eye. "Well, for your DJINNformation!"

I like bourbon, having existential crises to music I listened to a decade ago, screaming obscenities into the void of the internet, and watching shitty anime in my basement. Also food. Also most horrible things. And tea (with bourbon). And graffiti. Welcome.
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okay admittedly it was a ridiculous thing to search for but i had some real hate for florida going on at the time

PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS CLOSED THE OCEAN

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toonyear replied to your post “I don’t want kids. Never have. I’ve spent my twenties being told that…”

Get a place with an additional bedroom so I can rent it. <3

Pfft like you’ll even be here long enough for that to be an option.

But I am TOOOOOTALLY up for people renting a room in my future home and paying my mortgage in the coming years. :D Ain’t no kid gonna pay off my home. That’s what friends are for. 

hadlow-brown:

spikespiegell:

spikespiegell:

where is that video of a guy playing the shire theme on a flute to an ostrich who starts dancing seductively. that video made me laugh so hard i nearly threw up and i need it

i found it

i have never been that excited to see a video after reading a description of it

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Vitamin String Quartet

cassbones:

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cruelshelledoffbrat:

EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE THRIFT SHOP LISTEN TO THIS SHIT!

seriously guys, listen to this

this sounds like the background music you’d hear in a movie as the camera leads you around a bustling marketplace in the 17- or 1800s and it leads to the sight of a bunch of sailors hoisting and tossing around a bunch of packages on a ship getting ready to set sail for adventure

Things that come to my mind when I hear this:

  • Pirates
  • Firefly
  • Composers breakdancing

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nortonism:

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

YES.

Girls don’t let anyone tell you loving yourself is vanity.

“You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.” ― John Berger, Ways of Seeing

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wnwnmemo:

ダックス工場

wnwnmemo:

ダックス工場

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I don’t want kids. Never have. I’ve spent my twenties being told that one day my ‘clock will start ticking’ and Mother Nature will force the decision upon me whether I like it or not. “You WILL breed, and you WILL want it, and you WILL be saddled with that responsibility for life and love every MOMENT.”

It hasn’t happened. I’m at the age where it’s supposed to happen, and it hasn’t. And I’m thrilled.

What HAS started ticking away is a very powerful urge to own my own home. 

Like… I spend free time just looking at houses. And reading up on kitchen remodels. And restoring hardwood floors. It’s borderline obsession. My needs/wants list is, I think, very logical and manageable considering my income. 

And then I see people buying homes and I just want tO STRANGLE THEM AND POOP IN THEIR BEAUTIFUL FINISHED BASEMENT