My aspirations include becoming a witch. Or a ghost. Or a ghost who is also a witch. I keep waiting for the day that I can use supernatural creature puns in a sentence, and not have anyone bat an eye. "Well, for your DJINNformation!"
I like bourbon, having existential crises to music I listened to a decade ago, screaming obscenities into the void of the internet, and watching shitty anime in my basement. Also food. Also most horrible things. And tea (with bourbon). And graffiti. Welcome.
The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him