toonyear replied to your post “I don’t want kids. Never have. I’ve spent my twenties being told that…”
Get a place with an additional bedroom so I can rent it. <3
Pfft like you’ll even be here long enough for that to be an option.
But I am TOOOOOTALLY up for people renting a room in my future home and paying my mortgage in the coming years. :D Ain’t no kid gonna pay off my home. That’s what friends are for.
where is that video of a guy playing the shire theme on a flute to an ostrich who starts dancing seductively. that video made me laugh so hard i nearly threw up and i need it
i have never been that excited to see a video after reading a description of it
I don’t want kids. Never have. I’ve spent my twenties being told that one day my ‘clock will start ticking’ and Mother Nature will force the decision upon me whether I like it or not. “You WILL breed, and you WILL want it, and you WILL be saddled with that responsibility for life and love every MOMENT.”
It hasn’t happened. I’m at the age where it’s supposed to happen, and it hasn’t. And I’m thrilled.
What HAS started ticking away is a very powerful urge to own my own home.
Like… I spend free time just looking at houses. And reading up on kitchen remodels. And restoring hardwood floors. It’s borderline obsession. My needs/wants list is, I think, very logical and manageable considering my income.
And then I see people buying homes and I just want tO STRANGLE THEM AND POOP IN THEIR BEAUTIFUL FINISHED BASEMENT