My aspirations include becoming a witch. Or a ghost. Or a ghost who is also a witch. I keep waiting for the day that I can use supernatural creature puns in a sentence, and not have anyone bat an eye. "Well, for your DJINNformation!"
I like bourbon, having existential crises to music I listened to a decade ago, screaming obscenities into the void of the internet, and watching shitty anime in my basement. Also food. Also most horrible things. And tea (with bourbon). And graffiti. Welcome.